tickling the baby

I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

Cornbread mouth

when someone with a Southern accent goes overboard with the "honeys" and the "bless his heart" in order to get on someone's good side

Mama went all cornbread mouth when talking to the cop after he pulled her over.

by Beelzebubba January 03, 2018

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

I just walked in on my cousin and his best friend rubbin rogers!

by Beelzebubba April 14, 2015

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 22, 2016

arrogant pricks who walk around smoking electronic cigarettes

by Beelzebubba April 07, 2015