Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Beelzebubba

Skybrator

Bladeless turbine used for creating power via wind.

I ain't had to pay an electric bill since I put that skybrator in my yard.

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when someone with a Southern accent goes overboard with the "honeys" and the "bless his heart" in order to get on someone's good side

Mama went all cornbread mouth when talking to the cop after he pulled her over.

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the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

antiquing by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

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when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

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when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

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A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

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when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible

Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.

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