Flossin

To run a towel betweee your ass cheeks in order to guarantee cleanliness and dryness

Stephen will be flossin his ass after a shower til he cannot smell a hint of butt on his towel.

by Beelzebubba June 12, 2016

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rubbin rogers

I just walked in on my cousin and his best friend rubbin rogers!

by Beelzebubba April 14, 2015

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when someone with a Southern accent goes overboard with the "honeys" and the "bless his heart" in order to get on someone's good side

Mama went all cornbread mouth when talking to the cop after he pulled her over.

by Beelzebubba January 03, 2018

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Bladeless turbine used for creating power via wind.

I ain't had to pay an electric bill since I put that skybrator in my yard.

by Beelzebubba March 16, 2021

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Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016

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when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

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the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 09, 2016

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