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Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.
I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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by BungaPen October 6, 2020
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Gunk it up with your skunk fingers

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
by 33bottles November 19, 2013
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Gunky spunk

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
Ew I have gunky spunk
by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021
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SkunkMunks

SkunkMunks or SKMK is a viscous gang out of central Massachusetts. Members of the gang have been known to smoke mad weed and hate DSG. They are represented by the color orange.
SkunkMunks are jumping DSG.
by Jon McCarthy April 29, 2008
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Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey
Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"
by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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skunkbunk

When ur car hits two skunks having sex
Omg a skunkbunk
by Skunkybunky March 7, 2018
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