Skip to main content

Skull Fucker 

A person who sticks his penis in a person's eye.
You remember that one eyed chick? She loved to be skull fucked.
Skull Fucker by Michael O. November 20, 2004
Words you can keep

skull fucker 

a problem that baffles the mind usually while tripping on acid. OR a penis in the eye ear or nose
skull fucker by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Skull Fucked the Bering Strait

To commit a minor faux pas
Nigel, you seem to be wearing white shoes. It is past Labour Day!

Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.

Indeed so!

skull fuckery

the adverb of "skull fuck"; used to describe a level or amount of skull fucking
"i'm going to skull the fuck that chick so hard her eye balls fall out
"man, thats alot of skull fuckery

OR

"i unleashed an indescribable amount of skull fuckery on her when she tried to leave the kitchen
skull fuckery by matt's mom November 11, 2010

Skull fucked

Confused to the the point of near pain; psychologically unstable
That movie Jacob's Ladder will leave you seriously skull fucked.
Skull fucked by shakezilla May 12, 2004

skull fucked

We all went over to his apartment and got extremely skull fucked.

Who knows whats in that weed; it will defiantly get you skull fucked.
skull fucked by Ruby_22 November 25, 2010

skull fuckers 

A group of extremely rad, extremely scene kids. Most likely seen hanging out in scummy bars downtown. Goes to many shows. Also has tendency to be cursed out. Especially by ten year olds with street gangs. Makes friends with all bands they meet. Usually wear skinny jeans so tight they can't scratch itches on their legs. Or run. Or they'll rip.
Sit on thier bestfriend so he can kiss their ass. Wear band tees, and write "FUCK ME" on their hands. Myspace whores by day, show hoppers by night. PLay miserable at best on piano. WARNING: may cause sudden urges to have h0t, unprotected S3XXX.
WILL BE YOUR BESTFRIENDSZ.

ARE NOT N00BSZ.
*Bends over sterling's face* kiss my ass, sterling!
what you laughing at, white boy?!
*elias winks at nora for telling him to fuck her* *nora melts on the scummy bar floor*
brit gets held back and gets seperated from skullfucker tribe by n00b from step up productions.
omg, i have the sudden urge to play nintendo!
SKULL FUCKERS UNITE!
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next