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skrinkle
Skrinkle. a creature created from an ink puddle that appears in the darkest of dark places at the randomest and worst timings, Skrinkles can stare at you and will get you if you look away.
skrinkle by cats are my faovrite animals March 5, 2022
Skrinkle
A nonsense word for when your brain isn't working, or when you are visually displeased/when your facial muscles visually retract in a disgusted manner. Synonymous with "scrampled" (when your brain is "scrampled eggs", to be scatterbrained).
His face skrinkled up in a disgusted reaction.
Mort: Sorry, I'm really skrinkly right now.
Jack: I totally get it! Take your time.
Mort: Sorry, I'm really skrinkly right now.
Jack: I totally get it! Take your time.
Skrinkle by Screenie Verse December 9, 2021
Skrinkle-Backed-Hronger
a Skrinkle-Backed-Hronger is a mythical creature that is obsessed with turrets. It is very hostile, but if you manage to make it past the turrets, it will invite you in it's cave for tea. The Hronger is very large, brownish-black, and has a spiked back. If you see turrets, avoid them at all costs and run.
Skrinkle-Backed-Hronger by Mr. McNugget January 19, 2021
sphincter sprinkler
When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011
miami sprinkler
The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.
miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014
Wittenoom Sprinkler
The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
Wittenoom Sprinkler by J Archer August 23, 2018
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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