You are a scouch!
by Travis Stephens December 21, 2008

by Boba Phat December 17, 2009

The couch part of Scouch is used in a baseball reference as in having the batter sit down. While the S represents throwing a strike or a super pitch. So over all Scouch means a strike or pitch that gets the batter out.
by FamousAnus1269 March 18, 2019

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.
by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

by Jkells February 11, 2009

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

by Mister 420 June 10, 2019
