scouch

another way to say someone is a horrible person but worse.

You are a scouch!

by Travis Stephens December 15, 2008

scouch

Scumbag who lives on the couch because they have no home; one who practices couch surfing.

Ever since he got fired and lost his apartment, he's been the scouch in our living room.

by Boba Phat December 17, 2009

Scouch

The couch part of Scouch is used in a baseball reference as in having the batter sit down. While the S represents throwing a strike or a super pitch. So over all Scouch means a strike or pitch that gets the batter out.

Hey baby why don’t u throw us a Scouch and get us back in the dugout

by FamousAnus1269 March 19, 2019

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit December 20, 2017

scouche

a very dirty girl kind of like a couch who gets laid on alot. (slut)

that girl is a dumb scouche

by Jkells February 11, 2009

scouching

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 18, 2011

Scouch

The act of sleeping on the couch

Takeshi was absolutey knackered after a big night out, he scouched all night and left the lights on.

We don't have much room but you are welcome to scouch.

Scouching hurts my back.

by Rustopher B March 14, 2017