scouch

another way to say someone is a horrible person but worse.

You are a scouch!

by Travis Stephens December 21, 2008

scouch

Scumbag who lives on the couch because they have no home; one who practices couch surfing.

Ever since he got fired and lost his apartment, he's been the scouch in our living room.

by Boba Phat December 17, 2009

Scouch

The couch part of Scouch is used in a baseball reference as in having the batter sit down. While the S represents throwing a strike or a super pitch. So over all Scouch means a strike or pitch that gets the batter out.

Hey baby why don’t u throw us a Scouch and get us back in the dugout

by FamousAnus1269 March 18, 2019

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

scouche

a very dirty girl kind of like a couch who gets laid on alot. (slut)

that girl is a dumb scouche

by Jkells February 11, 2009

scouching

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

Scouch

To Sit Couch...sitting on the couch..relaxing...

The weather was terrible so i decide to scouch all day

by Mister 420 June 10, 2019