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Beatin by far, did not have a chance basically pointless to even have tried
Did you see the race, that fool got sklazed
Sklazed by Anthony Turtle August 5, 2008
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Just chilling in your own world getting money by your lonely.
Shrizzy Lakez be "Slazed" for days.
Slazed by @shrizzy.lakez January 19, 2022
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strictly from the 253. A level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.
Last night big ty and amac were so slazed they ate ten mchickens and fell asleep in the car.
Slazed by Doug Fresh253 October 3, 2007
to skype and blaze at the same time
im gunna go sklaze now
Sklaze by stefrich September 3, 2009
so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".
i was so slazed after work i locked my keys in my car, but then forgot where my car was.
Slazed by Miyags August 3, 2007
to get beaten almost to the point of death.
this dumb bitch was totally smack talking me so i slazed her ass.
slazed by slazedman November 10, 2010
Feeling slizzed (drunk) and blazed (high as fuck) at the same time.
John: Did you see Mike at that party last night? Not only was he toasted, but he was fucking schwasted.

Ronnie: Yeah, he was straight up slazed.
Slazed by soulstice November 8, 2010
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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