splazed
a heightend level of intoxication beyond just being blazed. usually involves alcohol. similar to being twisted, crunk, blitzed, or yammered.
splazed by HuckFinn08 March 10, 2009
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splayed
splayed by Randeyeman August 24, 2010
Slazed
Slazed by @shrizzy.lakez January 19, 2022
Spazed
Pronounced like spade but with a 'z' - not like spaz.
When you had an awesome night out ... you think.
But you were to fuck'headed to remember anything the next day. Usualy your friend will fill you in, and you'll laugh. It sounds like you had fun, but you dont actualy remember anything.
Usualy resulting in walking into a randomers gardens, acting like a coffin, and your friend getting some boyracer you've never met sit by you making sure you're still alive. Usually named "STEEEVOOOOO" ... apparently.
When you are spazed - you have a long blank memory of your night out, but you know it was good.
When you had an awesome night out ... you think.
But you were to fuck'headed to remember anything the next day. Usualy your friend will fill you in, and you'll laugh. It sounds like you had fun, but you dont actualy remember anything.
Usualy resulting in walking into a randomers gardens, acting like a coffin, and your friend getting some boyracer you've never met sit by you making sure you're still alive. Usually named "STEEEVOOOOO" ... apparently.
When you are spazed - you have a long blank memory of your night out, but you know it was good.
Splayed
Holly splayed her large pussy for Harry to slip is 12” cock into it
Libby splayed her wet pussy for Amy to splendidly lick her juices out and finger her, Tongue fuck her and dildo fuck her
Libby splayed her wet pussy for Amy to splendidly lick her juices out and finger her, Tongue fuck her and dildo fuck her
Splayed by Hot stories January 7, 2021
Slazed
strictly from the 253. A level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.
Slazed by Doug Fresh253 October 3, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026