splazed

a heightend level of intoxication beyond just being blazed. usually involves alcohol. similar to being twisted, crunk, blitzed, or yammered.

yo i'm diesss splazed off that Jack and those Ls. grab me a yeungy.

by HuckFinn08 March 10, 2009

splayed

For a female to spread her legs to welcome a sexual advance. Short for "displayed".

Janet was splayed and ready for sex.

by Randeyeman August 24, 2010

splayed

to open a pussy for sex

she splayed her pussy with her fingers

by Penguin9 August 11, 2006

Slazed

Just chilling in your own world getting money by your lonely.

Shrizzy Lakez be "Slazed" for days.

by @shrizzy.lakez January 19, 2022

Spazed

Pronounced like spade but with a 'z' - not like spaz.

When you had an awesome night out ... you think.
But you were to fuck'headed to remember anything the next day. Usualy your friend will fill you in, and you'll laugh. It sounds like you had fun, but you dont actualy remember anything.

Usualy resulting in walking into a randomers gardens, acting like a coffin, and your friend getting some boyracer you've never met sit by you making sure you're still alive. Usually named "STEEEVOOOOO" ... apparently.

When you are spazed - you have a long blank memory of your night out, but you know it was good.

"look at that girl iv'e never met asleep in my flower bed, she must be spazed"

by flow412 August 30, 2009

Splayed

To open your pussy for sex

Holly splayed her large pussy for Harry to slip is 12” cock into it

Libby splayed her wet pussy for Amy to splendidly lick her juices out and finger her, Tongue fuck her and dildo fuck her

by Hot stories January 7, 2021

Slazed

strictly from the 253. A level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.

Last night big ty and amac were so slazed they ate ten mchickens and fell asleep in the car.

by Doug Fresh253 October 3, 2007