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Skitty Cunt 

An individual who narcissistically believes themselves to be endowed with intellect, attractiveness, and popularity to the point of delusion (a skit), and in addition is also rude and dismissive of other people’s feelings (a cunt).
Bro I can’t stand Simon Cowell, he’s such a skitty cunt.

Shitty cunt 

1. Can be used to describe a type of person; make commentary on a someone's personality (aka the kind of person who would shit in someone's vagina). Used mostly for females, but applicable to men, especially gay ones.

2. Can be used to describe a state of being (the kind of state you'd be in if someone shit in your vagina). Again, a term used mostly by females, though applicable to use by some males, especially gay ones.
1. That shitty cunt over there would totally make a move on your boyfriend, fucking bitch.

2. Ugh, I've had a terrible day, so I'm feelin' a lil' shitty cunt.
Shitty cunt by BoofyBaby August 25, 2010

Shitty cunt 

The kind of neighbor that you wish would just move TF away so you don't have to plan arson or any other illegal acts. Probably named Kelly, like the "Karen of neighbors" she thinks she is big shit, like the MF mayor or some shit, but no Kelly, you're not the MF mayor, go sit the fuck down and don't look at my side of the street! Keep your eyes in your own yard, you shitty cunt.
Kelly is such a shitty cunt, I hate being her neighbor.
Shitty cunt by aylaaK Renee July 17, 2022

shitty little cunt 

a person of such low substance and intellect that the word cunt or any combination of using the word cunt does not qualify.
i was going to marry that shitty little cunt until she ran off and fucked one of my best friends right before moving in with him.

Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt 

Where by a female is too fat to wipe their arse in the conventional manner e.g. front to back. Therefore they have to wipe from the back to the front, leaving faecal residue in the minge, hence Shitty Minge.
A fat persons arms are too short, in relation to the circumference of their arse, to wipe their arse normally leading to them doing it through their legs and thus creating a Shitty Minge/Pussy/Cunt

shitty cunty fuck

an exclamation of excessive swearing usually used just to spite a "no swearing" rule or when extremely irritated.
"You can't swear in here."
"Yes I can. Shitty cunty fuck. See?"

"You were meant to pick up the kids an hour ago."
"Shitty cunty fuck!"
shitty cunty fuck by FreemDeem July 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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