Skittities
Skittities by Elmo.usuck420 June 15, 2018
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skintitis
An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.
Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.
Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.
Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.
Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:
"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"
Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.
Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.
Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.
Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:
"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"
Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
skintitis by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020
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