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Skittities 

When you put skittles on a person’s titties and you eat them off their nipples.
Girl#1: oh ya love it when he skittities me
Girl#2: oh u lucky girl!!!
Skittities by Elmo.usuck420 June 15, 2018
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skintitis 

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.
"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"
skintitis by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020
Related Words

shititties

When a girl receives a cleaveland steamer
Blaqk gave me a cleaveland steamer last night rofl i totally had shititties.
shititties by Blaqk May 6, 2009

Shittitties

Shititties is a compound word you would use in the place of another curse word. It is considered a curse word and I do not suggest you say it at high school. You can and will get ISS for 5 days because you said two curse words in the span of one word. This word was founded by: I don't know Aqua Man.

P.S. Congratulations
Holy SHITTITTIES that was amazing!

Shittitties that was close!
Shittitties by CarlyKills May 18, 2014

Shittitties

An exclamation of disgust or anger at a sporting event or sporting event on TV when a curse word does not express these feelings.
*opposing team scores a Touchdown or goal*
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Wheres the Defense??"

or
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Can we not make a goal today??"
Shittitties by Thedamndawg January 4, 2012

skitties 

Not beging able to stop farting
Tanya: "Stop farting you Mom!"
David: "I can't cause i have the skitties"
Kristine: "Ewww!!"
skitties by Mother Moom June 24, 2008
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