Skitted

Skitted- is when your trying to get someone outta bed and they don’t listen so you pick the individual up and toss the being across their bed like rock over a river

Johnny was sleeping in all day and called off work again so his Australian friend came to Johnny and says “you need to get outta bed man and you stank” Johnny complains in a muttered voice. His friend asked him if he’s ever been Skitted before?” “Da hell that mean mate” Johnny replies. His friend says the terminology of the phrase as if he’s comparing the bed as a lake and the person the bed a rock and tries to skit them across the other end of the bed in hopes of the other person falling off.

Skitted by WreckkedHavikk March 28, 2022

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

shitted on 

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.

1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now

shitted on by nico assenti January 29, 2008

pimp skitters 

An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.

"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."

pimp skitters by Roast Beef July 3, 2006

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

I Shitted In My Pants by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

skittledicking 

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

skittee 

The act of being insane. Anything that resembles or acts like
a crazy, rabid man-gorilla. It can also be an interjection when in anger. A warning before attack. Also known as a mating call. AN INCOHERENT RESPONCE

Man:" Have you finished your homework?"
Other Man:"SKITTEE!!!!!!!!!"

skittee by Cory33 May 6, 2007