Skitted

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Skitted- is when your trying to get someone outta bed and they don’t listen so you pick the individual up and toss the being across their bed like rock over a river

Johnny was sleeping in all day and called off work again so his Australian friend came to Johnny and says “you need to get outta bed man and you stank” Johnny complains in a muttered voice. His friend asked him if he’s ever been Skitted before?” “Da hell that mean mate” Johnny replies. His friend says the terminology of the phrase as if he’s comparing the bed as a lake and the person the bed a rock and tries to skit them across the other end of the bed in hopes of the other person falling off.

Skitted by WreckkedHavikk March 28, 2022

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skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

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shitted on

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.

1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now

shitted on by nico assenti January 29, 2008

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pimp skitters

An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.

"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."

pimp skitters by Roast Beef July 3, 2006

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I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

I Shitted In My Pants by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

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skittledicking

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.

I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!

skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

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skittee

The act of being insane. Anything that resembles or acts like
a crazy, rabid man-gorilla. It can also be an interjection when in anger. A warning before attack. Also known as a mating call. AN INCOHERENT RESPONCE

Man:" Have you finished your homework?"
Other Man:"SKITTEE!!!!!!!!!"

skittee by Cory33 May 6, 2007

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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