An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.
"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."
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by shockedquartz August 25, 2010
Get the Skithers mug.The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.
--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?
A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!
It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
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Get the Skitzers mug.Most vague definition is: ordinary superpower holders. Group of individuals that have enhanced skills. These skills may range from playing piano, to drawing, etc. Ordinary skills which were brought to the extreme.
S: What do you see when you look at an object?
D: Well... since I've studied a lot drawing, I am able now to transform a real object into a 3D object in my mind. I can rotate it the way I want and see different parts of the object.
S: Wow! You know that makes you part of the skillers right?
D: Oh really? What's that?
S: Oh you should look it up on urban dictionary!!
D: Well... since I've studied a lot drawing, I am able now to transform a real object into a 3D object in my mind. I can rotate it the way I want and see different parts of the object.
S: Wow! You know that makes you part of the skillers right?
D: Oh really? What's that?
S: Oh you should look it up on urban dictionary!!
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