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Skint Dick 

A person, usually from a city who shaves their pubic hair.
I think that Skint Dick shot the damn decoys!

Saint Dick 

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.
Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.
Saint Dick by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Skin dick 

My ass is purring like a kitten. I love it when you skin dick me with your solid 8 inches.
Skin dick by Muckyfingers82 December 8, 2022

skin dick 

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .
I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up
skin dick by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone
My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.
Old Saint Dick by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.
Old Saint Dick by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013