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Skinny Cow 

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.
Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.
Skinny Cow by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020
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skinny cow 

A girl who has to try really hard to stay somewhat in shape because it's the only thing she has going for her due to the fact that she's a total cow (i.e. conniving bitch, undercover whore, etc.).

Generally, this girl has little to no friends because people either just don't like her or after getting to know her would rather just hit it and quit it. And those she does have are absolutely oblivious to what a bitch she really is and let her walk all over them.

So be cautious of what you tell a skinny cow, because she'll use it against you at any time to make herself seem like the victim in any situation after you've realized what she truly is. And that may just come sooner than later because she uses people, once she gets what she wants she'll drop you like a hot potato. But if you're the only one around to hang out or to give her a ride somewhere, she'll be blowing up your phone!
Person 1: Who just text you?

Person 2: Skinny cow, she must be having troubles with her other friend and want a ride somewhere.

Person 1: Yeah, well, whats new?
skinny cow by killerQbee July 10, 2011

skinnycon 

omg hes so funny! Definitely a skinnycon
skinnycon by iirene.e January 18, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026