Skinny Cow 

A man who takes more than he gives. He is stingy and a withholding man who could potentially just not have it to give. More often, he just enjoys being cheap. He is often a greedy man who intends on taking more than he gives to a woman. He’s crafty and manipulative for someone who has nothing to offer.

Wow! Jelani and Scott are such a skinny cow. Look at how they use women’s time and energy without it being on their dime.

Skinny Cow by Ángel De Jade December 31, 2020

skinny cow 

A girl who has to try really hard to stay somewhat in shape because it's the only thing she has going for her due to the fact that she's a total cow (i.e. conniving bitch, undercover whore, etc.).

Generally, this girl has little to no friends because people either just don't like her or after getting to know her would rather just hit it and quit it. And those she does have are absolutely oblivious to what a bitch she really is and let her walk all over them.

So be cautious of what you tell a skinny cow, because she'll use it against you at any time to make herself seem like the victim in any situation after you've realized what she truly is. And that may just come sooner than later because she uses people, once she gets what she wants she'll drop you like a hot potato. But if you're the only one around to hang out or to give her a ride somewhere, she'll be blowing up your phone!

Person 1: Who just text you?

Person 2: Skinny cow, she must be having troubles with her other friend and want a ride somewhere.

Person 1: Yeah, well, whats new?

skinny cow by killerQbee July 10, 2011

skinnycon 

a funny gay boy who is iconic

omg hes so funny! Definitely a skinnycon

skinnycon by iirene.e January 18, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016