Skindle 

Reading tablet made only for porn, the deluxe version comes equipped with a splash guard and lotion dispenser.

Oh man, I just got scat juice all over my Kindle and now it's not working.

Friend: Bummers brah, you should've bought the Skindle, it resists scat juice and comes with a splatter guard and a lotion dispenser.

Skindle by Throat Coat 4U December 10, 2019

Skindle 

A guy named Evan who lives for FoRtNiTe and grinding sweat games he plays 23 hours a day and he is very tall skinny and gae and he draws pretty well but doesn’t care about Spanish class and he gets salty when you beat him at stuff

You’re such a skindle

Skindle by R.F. Dominic F November 8, 2018

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

skiddledinger 

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect

Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger

skiddledinger by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014

Swindle sheets 

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005

skindentation 

Indentation of the skin.

Caused by tight elastic or tied string.

Yo, did you see the skindentation caused by those thighhighs?

skindentation by icantthinkofanygoodusernames June 20, 2017

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

fizzy swindle by SprintTM December 20, 2008