Skindle

Reading tablet made only for porn, the deluxe version comes equipped with a splash guard and lotion dispenser.

Oh man, I just got scat juice all over my Kindle and now it's not working.

Friend: Bummers brah, you should've bought the Skindle, it resists scat juice and comes with a splatter guard and a lotion dispenser.

by Throat Coat 4U December 10, 2019

Skindle

A guy named Evan who lives for FoRtNiTe and grinding sweat games he plays 23 hours a day and he is very tall skinny and gae and he draws pretty well but doesn’t care about Spanish class and he gets salty when you beat him at stuff

You’re such a skindle

by R.F. Dominic F November 8, 2018

Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

skiddledinger

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect

Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger

by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

skindentation

Indentation of the skin.

Caused by tight elastic or tied string.

Yo, did you see the skindentation caused by those thighhighs?

by icantthinkofanygoodusernames June 20, 2017

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 20, 2008