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Smoke that Skin Wagon 

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."
The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.

Skinwagon 

penis, sometimes refers to an uncircumsized penis or Kurt Russell in Tombstone.
"Smoke that skinwagon and let's see what happens!"
Skinwagon by Jimmy Chitwood December 15, 2008

skinwagon 

A very smart good looking guy that always gets the girls and makes a wicked wingman! And he's amazing at Golden Tee!
"I'm so jealous of that skinwagon over there I wish I was him..."
skinwagon by Skinwagon November 29, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026