Ski J 

n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing

You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.

Ski J by skijsallround February 1, 2010

unicorn ski jacket 

another gay sexual position

"What's this one?"
"A Frog in a unicorn ski jacket."
"Oooh."

unicorn ski jacket by fuckthatha January 11, 2014

ski jump nose 

A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).

Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"

ski jump nose by Greg Cole April 20, 2005

Ski Job 

When a girl is sitting between two guys and gives them hand jobs at the same time.

omg, I got so drunk and ski jobbed Andrew and Brad last night.

Ski Job by amp(n) October 16, 2008

ski jump 

When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.

She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.

ski jump by Bobby Ghazi January 2, 2006

dirty ski jump 

after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.

i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.

dirty ski jump by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009

Belgium Ski Job 

When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.

Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.

Belgium Ski Job by tbrow153 September 14, 2009