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n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing

You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.

Ski J by skijsallround February 1, 2010

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unicorn ski jacket

another gay sexual position

"What's this one?"
"A Frog in a unicorn ski jacket."
"Oooh."

unicorn ski jacket by fuckthatha January 11, 2014

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ski jump nose

A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).

Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"

Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"

ski jump nose by Greg Cole April 20, 2005

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Ski Job

When a girl is sitting between two guys and gives them hand jobs at the same time.

omg, I got so drunk and ski jobbed Andrew and Brad last night.

Ski Job by amp(n) October 16, 2008

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ski jump

When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.

She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.

ski jump by Bobby Ghazi January 2, 2006

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dirty ski jump

after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.

i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.

dirty ski jump by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009

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Belgium Ski Job

When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.

Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.

Belgium Ski Job by tbrow153 September 14, 2009

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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