2 definitions by Mondo-91

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after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.
i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.
by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009
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when your girl is sleeping; place your sack on her nose making sure you cover both nostrils forcing her to breathe through her mouth resulting in her snoring.
hey frank, i gave your mom a dirty snore last night.
by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009
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