Definitions by Mondo-91

dirty ski jump 

after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.

i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.

dirty ski jump by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009

dirty snore 

when your girl is sleeping; place your sack on her nose making sure you cover both nostrils forcing her to breathe through her mouth resulting in her snoring.

hey frank, i gave your mom a dirty snore last night.

dirty snore by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009