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A girl that would steal your shit after u have sex. A person that gets around. A neighborhood trick.

"that fucking skezza stole my weed after i crashed".

"That skezza would sleep with anybody".

"Every one from round the way has hit that".

skezza by vadouchebag July 24, 2006

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Skezza

A weird annoying person with no clout

Davians A skezza he needs to stop bothering me

Skezza by Chickenigidk October 14, 2019

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skezza magillacutty

This would be the all-time top rank for skeezers, ones who have reached a new level of skank hood

So Gumby fucked that skezza magillacutty over there.

skezza magillacutty by TheShultz January 24, 2004

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Skezzer

A dirty girl, also known as a hoe or even a skank.

Dude look at that skezzer on the dance floor, she would do anything.

Skezzer by cdizzle100 January 5, 2008

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skeeza

See also, hoe. Term used to describe the basic hoe.

That bitch is a skeeza.

skeeza by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

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Skizzard

A cross between a skunk and a lizard, are often rainbow colored and only show themselves when you are high. They like throwing rocks.

"Oh my god the skizzards are chasing me!!!"

Skizzard by Lexxi & Emily May 16, 2005

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skeeza

Skank-ass ho

You're a rich girl, far from a skeeza
I'm playin broke at the mall with your visa

skeeza by eXXX June 13, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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