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sketch master 3000

someone doing something really sketchy. like if someone shows up to a party and they're just chillin in the back not talking to anyone is a sketch master 3000. also known as sketch master flex.
Hey, look at that guy he just creepily smelled that girls hair.
Ew, definetly sketch master 3000
sketch master 3000 by robertskinner December 25, 2010

Sketch Master Mickey Mike 

A) A person or situation in which the intentions are not thorough or are lacking detail, usually to the point where feelings of upmost discomfort and anxiety are the norm for all who surround the culprit. Sketch Master Mickey Mike is usually referenced when one wants to leave a situation permanently and never return again for fear of a mugging, raping, death, or combination of all three.

B) Someone who is shady or shifty, more so than most. Picture a trench coat.

C) The master of sketchy.

(Note that the culprit doesn't have to be named Mike.)
Dude, remember that guy who tried to sell us tweak on the corner after he asked for directions to the abortion clinic? He was Sketch Master Mickey Mike.

sketch master plus

someone who is sketch on the highest of levels. they are weird as all hell and just sketchy beyond belief.
"Doug was a sketch master plus after he caressed Corey's soft face out of nowhere."

"Oh, damn, check out this sketch master plus...lock the doors, this guy is sketch as fuck!"

sketchmaster 3000 

Someone who is intelligent and really sketchy.
Yo this guy got a 90% on his test, but hes such a sketchmaster 3000
sketchmaster 3000 by Da-King October 30, 2009

Sketchmaster

a Totally weird scary crazy person. The most sketchy person you can think of.
Rasputin was a total sketchmaster. He was so weird and grime.
Sketchmaster by Nneesharse February 7, 2009

Sketchmaster

1. someone well established in the practice of being "sketch".

2. a person displaying such a great proficiency in sketchiness that others perceive them to be an indubitable master of sketchiness.
Did you see that sketchmaster sitting in the convenience store parking lot? He was in a white Honda Civic with blacked out windows smoking a marijuana filled cigar listening to Three 6 Mafia.
Sketchmaster by Furniture Mover April 19, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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