The rad, robe-wearing, bearded deity of skiing. Often used by powder-seeking skiing fanatics looking for the perfect day on the slopes. Skisus is the force behind both a great day of runs or broken bones - depending upon how he has been praised or offended.
Holy Skisus, Chet! Did you see the sweater puppies on that ski bunny?
I prayed to Skisus last night to give us some sick powdery runs for today's fun on the mountain.
You better pray to Skisus that we make it through these moguls unharmed!
I prayed to Skisus last night to give us some sick powdery runs for today's fun on the mountain.
You better pray to Skisus that we make it through these moguls unharmed!
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Get the Shisus mug.A skin kiss. When two people, who are inextricably spiritually & physically connected, touch skin-to-skin, they skiss, resulting in an electrifying feeling.
i touched skin with my soulmate last night... a beautiful skiss..... electrfying.... life-changing.... like i was on drugs....
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1. To accidentally insert the penis into the anus, especially during heterosexual intercourse.
2. To intentionally insert the penis into the anus under the pretext of accident, especially during heterosexual intercourse
1. To accidentally insert the penis into the anus, especially during heterosexual intercourse.
2. To intentionally insert the penis into the anus under the pretext of accident, especially during heterosexual intercourse
“I slipped in the puddle of lube and skibussed her.”
“I shifted to the left and before I knew it, he was skibussing me.”
“I wasn’t paying attention and he totally skibussed me.”
“She never suspected that I was going to skibus her.”
“I shifted to the left and before I knew it, he was skibussing me.”
“I wasn’t paying attention and he totally skibussed me.”
“She never suspected that I was going to skibus her.”
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