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skerries community college 

it's a shit school wit lots of mad junkies who love to fight and smoke weed outside of centra at lunch this school contains retard teachers such as ms mullain and ms baxter the first years are mad this year getting suspended in the first month but it dosent help wit their mad year head ms ohannilon
hey John hav u heard of skerries community college
john:yeah there all junkies in that school thank God we don't go there

skerrick 

A minute amount. A small crumb. Almost nothing.
"Hey Nobhead, is there any beer left in the fridge"?
"Nah - not a skerrick"
skerrick by nobhead January 17, 2008
A group of best friends preferably a trio. These friends are iconic fuckers and love each other to the max💞💞. They spend nights together painting their nails💅 and watching frozen 2. They like to twerk and rant about people in there spare time. They hate men but alsosimp for men 247. Atleast one of them has said my balls are sweaty and have a pervey granddad. They are each other’s daddies and don’t need men. They’re super close and everyone wishes they can be as hot as them but let’s be honest no one can be as hot as them🙄 there all fucking someone🍆🍑 and are baddies 🥺🦋 they all have a unique style and personality 🧸 they like to cuddle at night and be soft together while watching red velvet 🥺 there all heathers and know it 😭💞 everyone in the group is equal and there’s no “popular one” like Regina George from mean girls and the plastics, there just Skerri🥺🥺🧚 ♀️🦋🌱🌈✨
Skyu: they’ll never be as iconic as skerri

Berra: they try to lmao 🤡
Wint: Can we watch Barbie 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Skyu: OMG YES
Berra: what are y’all five?
Wint: SKERRI NIGHT!!
skerri by The pretty best friend November 16, 2020

EZ Skerritt 

By day he is your ordinary CS teacher, By night he is a DJ. Also known as "Black Coffee" this DJ turned CS teacher speaks in the most calmest and slowest of voices. It is said his very voice reaches deep into your soul and awakens the spiritual energy that lurks inside you. He can play the most sickest of beats and is world famous, the very tunes and beats he descends upon you can move your whole body to the groove of his amazing performance. He keeps his alter-ego a secret from all but in reality he cannot stop giving it away.
Student: What lesson do we have next?
Me: CS
Student: What with Skerritt??? be careful he might bust his record players
-One CS lesson later-
EZ Skerritt: And that is why students humans are the superior species, NOW WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO MY SICK BEATS
E ZZZZZZZZ SKERRRRRRRITTTTT
EZ Skerritt by TheMemeDealer January 18, 2020
A Pedophile. Someone who likes little kids a little to much. Involves the raping of little kids. Skerrit is a creepy guy.
Skerrit Is a old man who likes little kids. He is a Sex Offender.
Skerrit by Camathin July 7, 2010

Skerries Town FC 

A shit football club in north Dublin full of posh gays who think they are superior to everyone. They have a shit football team but their best player is Ciaran Power.
“We are playing Skerries Town FC next week
“They are shit the only have Ciaran Power”
Skerries Town FC by Nurse Fish October 17, 2021