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SkeleToast 

A sad person that would most likely boost their ego online by so-called ''manipulating'' others and starting internet dramas. They would most likely be calm at first but when you dig deeper into his thoughts, you'll have enough of them and block them.
(They are also most likely to be Serbian)
Jake: Hey! Look at that SkeleToast nerd!
Daniel: Yeah, I know right! Has he ever tried to start a relationship?
SkeleToast by chimpunkgamer24 January 5, 2022
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Skeletoast 

Skeletoast is a sweet and charming guy. Lots of girls will want him but he stays true to who he is. He stands up for what's right and is very smart. If you're with a Skeletoast, you can trust he'll be all yours. He will love you and cherish any moment he has with you. He is extremely sexy and is hard to resist. You'll want him all the time. A Skeletoast is always protective over his loved ones. He is kind to all and will give before he receives. Skeletoast is an amazing guy.
Oh my GooOOooOOOod! Skeletoast is sooo hoOOooOot!
Skeletoast by Xavier69Redookie April 11, 2022

Skeletoast 

Skeletoast is a sweet and charming guy. Lots of girls will want him but he stays true to who he is. He stands up for what's right and is very smart. If you're with a Skeletoast, you can trust he'll be all yours. He will love you and cherish any moment he has with you. He is extremely sexy and is hard to resist. You'll want him all the time. A Skeletoast is always protective over his loved ones. He is kind to all and will give before he receives. Skeletoast is an amazing guy.
Oh my GooOOooOOoOoOooOOOood! Skeletoast is sooooo HOT!
Skeletoast by Xavier69Redookie April 11, 2022

who produced skeletons 

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.
Person A: Who produced Skeletons? I just wanna know
Person B: Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

Spooky Scary Skeletons 

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo
Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

spooky scary skeletons 

Are you joking? They are too spooky. Once I had this friend with a skeleton shirt and I pissed myself and turned into a pussy.
"Me: Are you joing cunt? Dat spooky scary skeletons"

"You: That turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now"
spooky scary skeletons by efwsr3d February 10, 2015