skeetfast

a guy who cums quickly during sexual intercourse

Ray came over last nite and we had sex. We started @1:45 but he was finished by 1:47; he is such a skeetfast!

by Ash May 13, 2005

Sleepfasting

To reduce your rest intake, to deprive oneself of sleep.

sleepfasting day today , sleepfast day, sleepfasting day today!

by Goodie Tabliser May 11, 2019

Skeetasaurus Rex

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

by Tyler G October 4, 2005

skeetrat

A lady of the night (or day) that enjoys a night out with the fellas....a little too much.

Serg: Dude, did you see Jen out last night with all those dudes?
Mike D: I know bro, she was goin nuts out on the dance floor!
Serg: Did you see her all over Tony Baker?
Mike D: Yeah! That chick is a total fuckin skeetrat bro! Bonzai!

by DJ Sergi Serg September 22, 2009

skeettastrophy

1.When you're having some great sex then you nut in under 5 min.
2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.
3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair

1.Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.

by 1hitwonder January 9, 2008

skeetstick

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with

"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"

by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

sketfest

a word used to describe an event in which many skets (sluts/whores/slags) are going to be, or were, present.

Boy A: So who's going to the party tonight?
Boy B: Tanisha, Jasmin, Emily, that crowd
Boy A: Wow, sounds like a proper sketfest!

by happyhunting May 16, 2010