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Skeeving 

Doing something Skeevy, or giving someone the Skeeves i.e. something creepy or gross.
He was totally skeeving on her facebook pictures.

Staring at someone while touching yourself.
Skeeving by Eric B 4 Pres May 18, 2009
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Skeeving 

V. When someone, usually a bitch girl, is in a group setting and conitinues to electronically message and whisper to her other bitch friends that are also skeevers. They stay alone in the corner and do not participate in the group in any way, shape or form. They feel as though they are superior to the fellow bitches of the room. However, they are mistaken. Skeevers have no true friends and remain so prude that they will never experience a happy moment in their dying and pitiful excuses for lives. This is otherwise seen as a common practice by the prudest bitches to sadly show thier faces to other people that are so fed up with thier skeeving actions.

WARNING: Any attention or drunk hook up with these girls will result in immediate spread and expansion of the skeeving problem because they crave attention and usually fake drunkeness in order to perpetuate thier self image that is so incredibly wrong it is unbelievable.
That party last night blew ass chunks because those skeeving bitches wouldnt stop messaging each other and gossiping about thier boring lives.
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Skeeving 

To become extremely paranoid while under the influence of weed.
Frient 1: Hey lets go toke a bowl
Frient 2: Hold up man let's wait until the cops leave or else I'll be skeeving for days
Skeeving by TRexLex14 November 14, 2012

skeezing 

doing the nasty
"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)
skeezing by lucky January 22, 2004

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT
P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog
skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

sleeving 

To eat an entire sleeve of cookies, preferably girl scout cookies.
"That fat guy has crumbs all over his face. He must have been sleeving."
sleeving by flavanugz April 1, 2009

cock sleeving

When someone places your penis in their mouth for warmth and keeps it there, completely still. This is often used as a part of bdsm games.
She was cock sleeving him while he played xbox for hours. She was very frustrated that he didn't let her blow him yet.
cock sleeving by Frankenfurther March 4, 2018
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