When giving a guy a hand-job, aim his ejaculate toward his face. Much like the popular children's game, skee ball, if you make it in any of the holes you get points.
I was giving my man a hand-job this morning, and when he came I aimed it toward his face. Afterward, he asked me if I was trying to get it in his mouth, saying, "What are you trying to play? Skeet ball?"
Someone who is bald-headed and is so white that their head resembles a roll'd up ball of skeet. Or a person whose head has been skeeted on. Also a term used to call someone gay because men skeet on their heads. (Only used for men)
Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.
Dude, I Skee Balled myself so bad last night. I still can't open my eye.
Skee-ball is similar to a jerk circle but there is one male participant and the remaining participants are female. This can also be referred as "A Shooting Range".
Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.
Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.