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skeet ball 

A game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score. The point value is as follows:

Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts
I got to play skeet ball with Jessica last night. I scored a 120. Plus I made her cry.
skeet ball by VaJJ G September 17, 2007

skeet ball 

When giving a guy a hand-job, aim his ejaculate toward his face. Much like the popular children's game, skee ball, if you make it in any of the holes you get points.
I was giving my man a hand-job this morning, and when he came I aimed it toward his face. Afterward, he asked me if I was trying to get it in his mouth, saying, "What are you trying to play? Skeet ball?"
skeet ball by jnfr July 20, 2013

Skeet Ball Head 

Someone who is bald-headed and is so white that their head resembles a roll'd up ball of skeet. Or a person whose head has been skeeted on. Also a term used to call someone gay because men skeet on their heads. (Only used for men)
Skeet Ball Heads are the menaces of society.

Scuzzball Beatneck Skeet Ball Heads always try to steal peoples girls and I guess men.

The Skeet Ball Head also has an Off the Beaten Path Head.

That Skeet Ball Head needs to stay the fuck outta' my business or I'll ROFLstomp his face in.

Skee Ball 

Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.
Dude, I Skee Balled myself so bad last night. I still can't open my eye.
Skee Ball by Kevin Sarzo September 23, 2010

Skee-ball 

Skee-ball is similar to a jerk circle but there is one male participant and the remaining participants are female. This can also be referred as "A Shooting Range".
Jimmy played Skee-ball with Sally, Ann, and Beth.
Skee-ball by Exh!bit June 29, 2018

Skee-Ball Abuse 

Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.
Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.
Skee-Ball Abuse by SHiFT_HD February 15, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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