Skeet Jesus 

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

Skeet Jesus by Holyswagness December 31, 2013

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits 

An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.

Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "

Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "

Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tits by SWEETJESUSCINNAMONTITS! September 28, 2010

Sweet Jesus 

The "Holy Shit!" reaction you get when you scare the crap out of someone (or your pet cat).

Sweet Jesus! Where in the hell did that come from!

Sweet Jesus by slavens (slave-ens) October 26, 2004

Sweet jesus in a hail storm 

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

Sweet jesus in a hail storm by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

Sweet Jesus 

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

Sweet Jesus by Seny69 December 30, 2018

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits 

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone 

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009