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Skank Pole

A woman's state of mine when she is out at the club, desperately looking for a one night stand. Not to be confused with a hooker or stripped pole. Completely different.
I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
or
That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.
Skank Pole by BlackKnights March 22, 2011
Words you can keep

Stank Pole 

A term used when a guy has been putting his meat pole de enorme in a stank coochi. Therefore, the guy gets infected with a foul odored meat pole.
Jerry: Hey mom, I think I need to go to the doctors. My meat pole de enorme feels like its on fire and it has an odd odor to it seeping through my pants.....
Mom: Calm down Jerry, I think you just have a serious case of stank pole.
Stank Pole by BlackyChan69 October 19, 2016

Skanky Pole Polisher 

A fat skanky slutbag who makes her money dancing for morons at a strip club.

New Jersey Pole Skunk 

When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.
"That chick was so wasted she did a New Jersey Pole Skunk on my junk!"

Skankhole 

A festy, cheese infested vagina that makes you feel like vomiting when youb get a whiff of the odour
"He smells like a Skankhole..."
Skankhole by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003

skankhole 

You have a skankhole
skankhole by gjudcnig March 13, 2015

SkankHole 

1.-Any orifice that resides under the surname of Skank. 2.- a very stinky/ginky butthole
Your wife has a dirty skankhole!
SkankHole by StinkHole Zach August 15, 2008
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