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Skank plank 

Kind of like the tramp stamp. But on a girls ribs.

Tattoo down the side down the ribs. "Skank plank"
Hey look, that girl not only has a tramp stamp, but also a skank plank.
Skank plank by Sgas August 5, 2013
Words you can keep

Skank Plank 

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.
Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.
Skank Plank by da262 January 10, 2012

Skank Plank 

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.
I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.
Skank Plank by br March 5, 2015

Skank-Plank 

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.
Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.
Skank-Plank by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008

Skank Planking 

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.
Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...
Skank Planking by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
spank the plank by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)
Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.
spank the plank by black flag May 30, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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