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Skank Plank 

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.
Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.
Skank Plank by da262 January 10, 2012

Skank Plank 

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.
I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.
Skank Plank by br March 5, 2015

Skank-Plank 

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.
Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.
Skank-Plank by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008

Skank Planking 

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.
Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...
Skank Planking by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
spank the plank by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)
Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.
spank the plank by black flag May 30, 2004
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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