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(verb)- to ejaculate, release, or finish as in sex
(noun)- the product of release, from sex
Derived from: Michael Skakel- a Kennedy relative who was found guilty of murdering a girl after pleasuring himself while watching her from a tree outside her bedroom window. He was ultimately convicted from the DNA found in her underwear.
Monica Lewinsky had Clinton's skakel on her blue dress.
skakel by Sybilicious September 23, 2005
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To beat someone beyond recognition with a six iron.
Tony Hayward deserves a skakel for his comments about wanting his life back.
Skakel by vernpt July 2, 2010
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free skakel

how to kill using a 9 iron
i just skakeled that bitch....
or. gross its all warm and skakely
or that bitch is skakel class

www.freeskakel.com
fake milk or produce invoking sporks
That milk is skamel
Skamel by Bellaass February 6, 2020
fake milk or produce invoking sporks
That milk is skamel
Skamel by Bellaass February 6, 2020

skankelpuss 

a bitch that needs to calm the fuck down
Jessica needs to chill, that skankelpuss!
a cute sexy girl with great personality and a hot boyfriend loves life and is open to many things and ideas
ex: look at shakela n her hot bf talking about peace for all lolz
shakela by michelle kela norson August 5, 2008
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