Sizzle-Chest 

a chest that has recently been burning and has now been extinguished and is now sizzling

“After we got the fire extinguisher and put out the fire, we have created a sizzle-chest.”

Sizzle-Chest by sizzle-chest expert July 18, 2021

Sizzle Chest 

A condescending term used by the jerky boys. This is similar, but a little more extreme, to calling someone boss, chief, buddy, etc.

A: Do you have the time, chief?
B: Yeah, it's 12:26 there sizzle chest.
A: Thanks.
B: No problem.

Sizzle Chest by Mike Derookie July 21, 2007

sizzle chest 

A homosexual act performed between usually Greek or black men, which is traditionally noted for the mixture of semen in matted, generally dark chest hair. One homosexual partner will typically don an apron portraying a cartoon penis wearing a chief's hat and shouting from his urethra "kiss the cook!!" The submissive nubian then calls for a deisel load of seminal fluid which he then mixes nuturingly, to shape and condition his chest hair, conforming to the manner and style of today's "afro."

"Hey little buddy, where'd you get that sizzle chest?"
"Tobechukwu just delivered his man-payload...where'd you get yours, the Albanian boy we adopted?"

sizzle chest by Haskins Lombardy December 19, 2003

sizzle chest 

i don't know, but can you argue with a word like *sizzle* chest??!?

shut up sizzle chest.

sizzle chest by jenn and jon November 20, 2003

sizzlechest 

It is used as an insult because it was made common from the Jerky Boys phonecalls and movies, but its more of a condition. Sizzlechest is light curly chest hair that appears almost like smoke puffs rising off the chest, little spirily colums of hair. Usually found on assclowns.

Shut yer hole, sizzlechest!

sizzlechest by Jimmy Knuckles March 14, 2004

Sizzlechest 

A kick ass rock band out of Boston with raunchy lyrics and face melting guitar solos

The Band Sizzlechest Kicks Ass with songs like "Balls Deep" or "Pubic Ave"

Sizzlechest by The Rock Guru January 6, 2009

sizzlechest 

A common way to say "ASSCLOWN", particularly in the Philadelphia, New Jersey region.

Eyyyyy, yo, sizzlechest. You wanna go and git a cheesesteak?

sizzlechest by Rian February 26, 2004