Sissypants

A derogatory comment commonly invoked to suggest a guy is acting like a little bitch.

"Oh my god, this tattoo fucking hurts I think I'm gonna cry."
"Hush up sissypants."

by Sergeant Hateful April 26, 2013

sassypants

possessing ungodly amounts of cool and sexiness, particularly in the lower region of the body. Normally used when referring to the female gender.

Girl, you are one sassypants!

by Melanie Mint August 9, 2005

sillypants

1. A very silly and random word used as a gentle repercussion or insult.
2. When used with certain explatives the word becomes stronger.

1. "Hey, sillypants, stop raiding the fridge!"
2. "Hey fucking sillypants, the door's over there, you're walking into a wall!"

by enterthedavid March 3, 2005

pissypants

the act of being a pissy little arrogant know it all fuck. being an all around douchebag, having a bad temperment and being unpleasant in general for no reason other than being pissed that you suck at life

"I had an awful table that was so pissypants. I knew I wouldnt get a tip as soon as they sat down."

by MISSMAYHEM13 August 24, 2009

sassypants

Somebody who needs to be slapped, right now.

Jess: Why is Bridgett being such a sassypants?
Erika: I dunno but she needs to be slapped, right now.

by SteveLeave98118 August 21, 2011

Baldy Pissypants

When you take a member of the squad on a post-exam trip to the northern capital of debauchery and blasphemy and they are unable to control themselves to the point where no-one knows how they made it home apart from the evidence of TWO piss-stained mattresses and the bed sheets that had to be thrown out the window the next morning, despite the fact they slept right next to the bathroom. This goofy looking creting can often be found with soggy trousers and what appears to be an intentionally shaved head.

Tim 'Look over there Jimmer, that hotel seems to be waving surrender from the flagpole outside reception'
Jimmer 'Nah Tim, that's just the piss soaked bed sheets they had to throw out the window after some Baldy Pissypants stayed there last night'

by Hoora Tempah February 19, 2013

edward sissyhands

a person who has to wear leather gloves to do everything including but not limited to moving brand new furniture.

"hey edward sissyhands hows those furniture moving gloves holding up"

by County Of Butt February 12, 2021