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Sillypants 

The act of coating the inside of sock with vaseline for the explicit purpose of self-gratification. Usually done while incarceated
Mud girl sent me a poloroid of herself and I had to sillypants
Sillypants by D Bernstein November 9, 2008

silkpants 

Silkpants means a rich and hedonistic son.
Damn that Silkpants, his family is loaded so all he cares about is Pleasuring himself.
silkpants by Isaiah10 October 26, 2019

Sissypants 

A derogatory comment commonly invoked to suggest a guy is acting like a little bitch.
"Oh my god, this tattoo fucking hurts I think I'm gonna cry."
"Hush up sissypants."
Sissypants by Sergeant Hateful April 26, 2013

Silly Pants 

The act of and or getting drunk to the point where one commits such silly acts of hilarity.

The term drunk has just been used and abused and it's time to adopt a new meaning for drinking. It may sound silly coming from a gentleman's mouth but never the less, it's fun to use!
Who's going downtown and getting silly pants?

It's time to put our silly pants on!

I got too silly pants last night.
Silly Pants by DeezNuts2080 January 16, 2011

Silly Pants 

A term of endearment exchanged between two middle-aged homosexual men that wear Hawaiian shirts, clam diggers and sandals.
Geofrey, everyone knows that Liza is a much better entertainer than Bette, silly pants!
Silly Pants by Johnny45 January 20, 2004

silly pants 

1.) A homosexual Noun meaning "Goof ball"
2.) A reference to a guy who is wearing either short shorts, clown pants, or plaid old man golfing pants.
1.) Mario, be quiet you silly pants!
2.) Wow... look at that guy's silly pants!!
silly pants by Etni3s February 15, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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