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verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'
20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"
Sirred by mr uef October 23, 2011
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i'm to sirred

When your body,personality and everything equivalent to you. dosent match anything or andbody. "equivalent to" "im built different."
i'm to sirred mean-John| Yo Tyron, why dont you talk to me no more... Tyron| Sorry man im just to sirred for you.

sirreverence 

17th century word exclaimed when finding a turd or emptied chamberpot in the public streets.
To take a shit.
"...sirreverencing in a paper and running to the window with it."-- Richard Head (Dick Head)"the English Rogue"
sirreverence by Coz August 22, 2003
An elegant punk name, originated from a old saying "yes sirree" & "no sirree"

New name originating from online person with a decent online following

Words as Serene, Siri, Sir

Peaceful, intelligent, polite
"Yes sirree"

"No sirree"

"Their name is Sirree"
What?! I've never heard that name before!
"Me either but they said it's from starsky and hutch"
That's so cool! It sounds really unique
sirree by homeskilletforlife October 20, 2020

shirred eggs 

Eggs that are cracked into a ramekin dish and baked until the yolks slightly harden. They are seasoned with salt, pepper, and cream is drizzled while baking to keep them from drying.
Shirred eggs make fried eggs look like Mario Batali. Greasy.
shirred eggs by Chef Basco September 5, 2007

siredchalamet 

An amazing editor and a overall great person, we should all stan siredchalamet
have you seen that Timothee chalamet edit that siredchalamet made? you have it was amazing right.
siredchalamet by Floralolz December 10, 2021
Siried: is when siri roasted you after you asked a question.

You:Hey siri how much is 12 pounds
Siri: Shut up ugly rat
You: *Crys*
Siri roasted you? Dahm you got siried
siried by Dropify March 14, 2019
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