Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

sir-spank-a-cat

noun: a slang word, often used for people who spank their cats, originated in britain, spanking cats was considered a low level of inferiorism to cats asses.

1. Oy, look at sir-spank-a-cat over here, ehehhe!

by Victor the man May 3, 2005