Siqing
If you know someone named Siqing and the she's a girl, then she'll be one of the cutest people you'll meet. Chances are she's also short.
Siqing by furryhater63 September 30, 2022
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sight sizing
<woman takes off her shirt>
woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?
man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?
woman:thats right. howd you guess?
man:im good at sight sizing.
woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?
man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?
woman:thats right. howd you guess?
man:im good at sight sizing.
sight sizing by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006
Sizing up
Sizing up by DomToretto July 17, 2021
high siding
The act of behaving in a manner abnormal to one's normal decorum, therein suggesting or implying superiority. See condescending.
high siding by Osakwedagr8 August 3, 2009
delusional sizing
1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)
2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing
Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
delusional sizing by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005
vanity sizing
"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.
vanity sizing by PatB123 July 19, 2006
Siling
Siling by rocketleaguenerd01 May 8, 2022
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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