Siploh 

Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.

Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.

Siploh by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

Siloh 

Dope ass kid who is super good looking and she has a milf as a mother

Siloh is the baddest bitch ever

Siloh by anonymous October 19, 2022

Siplomatically

Like diplomatically, but using alcohol instead of tact and sensitivity in dealing with others

"Gertrude insisted on being a twat, but then I says to her 'let's resolve this siplomatically' and we rectified the arguement over a few beers."

Siplomatically by talkingwhizkid November 8, 2013

Splohzy 

Splohzy is the Rainbow Six Siege player who is the best support player to play the game on xbox

They have Splohzy, we aren't getting in site, we should just give up now and save our time and surrender.

Splohzy by BidikMofuga August 20, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020