Siploh 

Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.

Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.

Siploh by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

Siloh 

Dope ass kid who is super good looking and she has a milf as a mother

Siloh is the baddest bitch ever

Siloh by anonymous October 19, 2022

Siplomatically

Like diplomatically, but using alcohol instead of tact and sensitivity in dealing with others

"Gertrude insisted on being a twat, but then I says to her 'let's resolve this siplomatically' and we rectified the arguement over a few beers."

Siplomatically by talkingwhizkid November 8, 2013

Splohzy 

Splohzy is the Rainbow Six Siege player who is the best support player to play the game on xbox

They have Splohzy, we aren't getting in site, we should just give up now and save our time and surrender.

Splohzy by BidikMofuga August 20, 2022