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Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.
Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.
Siploh by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021
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Dope ass kid who is super good looking and she has a milf as a mother
Siloh is the baddest bitch ever
Siloh by anonymous October 19, 2022
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Like diplomatically, but using alcohol instead of tact and sensitivity in dealing with others
"Gertrude insisted on being a twat, but then I says to her 'let's resolve this siplomatically' and we rectified the arguement over a few beers."
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Splohzy is the Rainbow Six Siege player who is the best support player to play the game on xbox
They have Splohzy, we aren't getting in site, we should just give up now and save our time and surrender.
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