Simpion(s) 

Aaron's definition; another expression for the word "symptoms"...used in place of "symptoms" for the male population that cannot spell.

"Bill told me he only had cold simpion(s) and a headache."

Simpion(s) by Rodeo Bowbashowski March 18, 2009

OJ Simpson's password 

Password used by OJ Simpson to get on his computer

slash slash backslash slash and escape

OJ Simpson's password by Outkast with a K November 22, 2004

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life 

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life by centaur_star October 19, 2009

Simpson's Law 

A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.

Dude, The Simpson's Episode 'Marge in Chains' predicted COVID; It's the Simpson's Law!

Simpson's Law by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021

Simpson's Corollary 

Corollary to Godwin's Law which states that the only people who complain about Godwin's Law being invoked are those that often make Nazi References.

Bob: America is like Nazi Germany and Bush is Like Hitler
Sally: I invoke Godwin's Law! You hereby forfeit the discussion.
Bob: Gah. Godwin's Law is just an escape for people who don't want to admit the truth!
Sally: Simpson's Corollary! Only people who make Nazi references all the time complain about being shut down by Godwin's Law.

Simpson's Corollary by mcsimpson April 29, 2006

Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

Simpson's Adage by odddozen June 21, 2021