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Simpbur
A canon persona from Wilbur Soots songs (aka a bursona). He's often portrayed as an obsessive, jealous man with anger issues and overwhelming hatred towards Jared. He's from the E-Girl Trilogy (In love with an e-girl, internet ruined me and your new boyfriend). He's extremely popular in x reader fanfictions, often separating y/n from their friends and family or going as far as to kidnap y/n.
Friend: Hey! Have you listened to 'Internet Ruined Me'?
Me: Oh, the one with Simpbur?
Friend: Yeah, that one!
Me: Oh, the one with Simpbur?
Friend: Yeah, that one!
Simpbur by PuppitySoot December 27, 2021
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Simpfire
Andrew Hellfire/Haifley who simps over other women or men of Animated-Wrestling all the time, given the name "Simpfire" by the community, now being widespread across the AM Community, primarily, XCWE.
"We gave Andrew Hellfire the nickname "Simpfire" because he simps all the time."
"Man, that's a Simpfire moment."
"Man, that's a Simpfire moment."
Simpfire by StandardSashaaa May 14, 2020
Simpuation
Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Simpuation by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019
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SimpFlation
SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.
Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.
SimpFlation by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023