Simpbur 

A canon persona from Wilbur Soots songs (aka a bursona). He's often portrayed as an obsessive, jealous man with anger issues and overwhelming hatred towards Jared. He's from the E-Girl Trilogy (In love with an e-girl, internet ruined me and your new boyfriend). He's extremely popular in x reader fanfictions, often separating y/n from their friends and family or going as far as to kidnap y/n.

Friend: Hey! Have you listened to 'Internet Ruined Me'?
Me: Oh, the one with Simpbur?
Friend: Yeah, that one!

Simpbur by PuppitySoot December 27, 2021

simpbur 

The canon version of Wilbur soot that is basically a massive simp and also a phsycopath

Simpbur: I will find you Y/N 🤪
Y/N: Fuck of you spooky bitch

simpbur by SophXD September 1, 2021

Simpbur 

He is a simp that is wilbur and I simp for him

Me:help Im a simp for a SIMP and his name is simpbur

Simpbur by Finlay.gay.com October 31, 2022

Simsbury High School 

An extremely challenging high school where teachers hate students because they will making more money than them in only a few short years.
If you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an Iphone. Not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
The sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. In the fall the girls field hockey team and Volleyball teams have very good records. The football team is extrememly embarrassing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise

On weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
During the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is DRAMA. The hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and Jersey Shore due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.

Chick 1: I was so stoned on friday night, what did you do?
Chick 2: I hung out with Bobby at the football game
Chick 1: What? I told you i liked Bobby
Chick 2: Then why did you sleep with Jake
Chick 1: Bitch you dont know anything! (Punches her in the face)

Stoner hanging out in the hallway: Typical simsbury High School bitches.

Varsity lax bro: Woah who is that girl?
Other bro: Dude shes a freshman.

Varsity Lax bro: Its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend

Simsbury High School by Silly Sal February 23, 2011

Simsbury

A town in the state of Connecticut known by the elders as a very affluent area with a good education system and by the younger generation as a boring as fuck town. People from outside Simsbury think everybody is a douchbag from the town for several reasons including but not limited to: our general population being represented by stuck up douchbags who think they are the shit and drop the name Simsbury to try to equate themselves with wealth, many of us want you to think we are jackasses and spend our time fucking with you, the man at Dunkin Donuts was too stoned to properly toast their bagel, and all the worthwhile people die or move out. Still for some reason people come back to visit the town, probably because of memories of the crazy as fuck people you tend to find here from time to time and because you realize how much you liked the town after spending some time in NJ. One of the best things about Simsbury is that it is not Canton, our "ghetto/redneck" neighbors who are plagued by wannabe gansters and cracked out women. Granby, the northern neighbors, are known by many Simsbury residents for their Cumbys Chill Zones (slushies) and for the locals celebration of white power Wednesday. In Simsbury there is an obvious clash between the conservative old folk and the hippie youth.

Also if you live here you have a 99% chance of being white

well we are in Simsbury

Simsbury by Royal-T-Slutts July 25, 2011

simsbury

a town filled with snobby kids who like to gossip, party, drink and smoke, they think they are better then everyone else, and the school system is the best around

where are you from?
simsbury!
oh you must be rich and stuck up

simsbury by laura janers March 13, 2011

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.

I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.

Simsbury by Matt April 25, 2005