someone who can't stop simping. they go over and beyond for their needs by buying merch, printing posters, and watching videos of their favorite tik tok girl, they might even stalk them and have pictures printed of them in their room.
jake: hey, who's the girl that matt is talking about all the time, he's obsessed over her.
me: oh it's a tik tok girl he's obsessed with, he's just a simpomaniac.
me: oh it's a tik tok girl he's obsessed with, he's just a simpomaniac.
by mankegyou February 10, 2020
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
