Simonata 

Noun. A solution that works. Nobody has any freaking idea how or why it works, but it works.

Person 1: "Wow, *redacted*'s system is still running, it must be hanging on with duct tape and prayers.

Person 2: Yep, it's a real Simonata that one - don't touch it!

Simonata by plonk12 April 21, 2018

Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!

"Simonita is truly crazy!"

Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

Simonaterateraterizerizerizationisticismologistiac 

The bestest being there is. Nothing can compare to this great entity.

Guy:"YO IS THAT SIMONATERATERATERIZERIZERIZATIONISTICISMOLOGISTIAC????"
Simonaterateraterizerizerizationisticismologistiac:"Sup broski."

Simonaterateraterizerizerizationisticismologistiac by SIMONATER May 24, 2022

simonasaar

the coolest person you’ll ever meet😩 always makes your days better, is kind and is a comfort person❣️anyways she’s kinda famous too😧

person 1: hey do you know simonasaar?

person 2: isn’t she the coolest person in this room?

person 1: yeah that’s her!!

simonasaar by welovesimonasaar June 6, 2021

simonasaar

Simonasaar is the coolest person you’ll ever meet! she’s kind and funny and most of all has a great music taste ;)

person 1: do you know simonasaar?

person2: isn’t she the coolest person ever?

person1: yeah that’s her!!

simonasaar by welovesimonasaar June 7, 2021

simoneta 

An anomaly. A glitch in the system. The breaker of the Matrix and disproved of physics. Will ride the rear rack of any bike.

Person 1: Did you see that girl riding the rear rack of that bike?
Person 2: Yes, such a Simoneta. She must’ve also come up with the idea of room temperature ice.

simoneta by Definerofwords12 November 22, 2021