Simei 

A name you give to someone, who has a big ass and is very loud. Also have great tits. Usually very good at having sex. Normally very kinky, but don't use them or fuck them over because they'll wip your ass.

Guy1: Wow her ass is dreamy! But omfg her laugh blew the roof off!
Guy2: Wow she speaks loud doesn't she? She must be a Simei!

Simei by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

simbiat 

Beautiful soul of a very determined male or female

Simbiat is a very beautiful person inside and out

simbiat by Simbiat March 16, 2017

Shmeigal 

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.

"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"

Shmeigal by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012

Shmeig 

A person who acts like a fag, loser, or pussy.

Anyone who tends to act like a shmeig is a fucking faggot

Shmeig by ElleSeward October 23, 2016

SimCity 4 

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.

Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport

SimCity 4 by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009

simeona 

originating from the ancient biblical name Simeon, Simeona is a name for only the most beautiful of beautiful people. Simeona is given only to a person perfect in every way, shape and form.

simeona by Anonymous June 8, 2003

simi 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, and really miss understood. Often seeming rude, but she is kind and caring. She will change your life for the better.

She is SUCH a simi x3

simi by Sithix21 November 30, 2016