SLLUT (Short Leg Long Upper-Torso) Syndrome, is the phenomena when a woman has a what appears to be a disproportionately long upper torso compared to her lower body. This is not a common occurance, but when it happens it can detract from the hotness and fuck-ability of the female or add to the ugliness of the woman.
Not to be confused with a woman who is just a plain slut or has loose morals.
Dude, that chic suffers from the SLLUT Syndrome. She'd be hot if her upper body didn't look like stretch armstrong compared to her short legs. You know what I'm talking about.
An ancient variation of the modern "silly" with it's origins in second century Macedonia. It is believed to be closely linked with sediment in the form of Silt. Often used by those with a superior vocabulary as a means to demean those foolish enough to believe a spelling mistake was made.
Distinguished Chap: "I say you oaf, stop behaving in such a sillt manner."
The belief or use of language in using an alternate completely silly word replacement in conversation and acting totally serious. The alternate word used must sound similar to the word that would normally be used in context.
Perfect examples of "Sillitarian" are as follows;
When you want to discuss things in detail, you have to be very "pacific."
In the Summertime, I have lots of problems with my "analogies"
I have a hard time pronouncing this word because it has many "continents."
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*