proper n. - 1. any alcoholic beverage served in a wine glass with a bendy straw.
adjective - 2. getting sloppy drunk on beverages that have bendy straws, 2 or more garnishes, or 3 or more ingredients.
1. I'll have a tequila shellstrop please. Whatever garnishes you have, double them.
2. I'm gonna go get shellstropped and then eatshrimp til I pass out.
date of birth: Eleanor was born in 1982
date of death: 2017 - 2018 (unknown)
what her mother told her: max (the dog) went up a really long rainbow, look for loose fries in the mcdonald's ball pit when she was a child, tell a police officer (actor as police) to tell eleanor her mom was dead when she was not.
death: a bunch of shopping carts plowed into her, she grabbed onto the front column but was struck by a truck saying, "pills for erectile dysfunction"
she had a sibling named "patricia" who was born in 2008 - 2009. (patricia said she was 9 in 2018 which the show takes place in)
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.