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Siamese Suck Off 

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.
My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.
Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

Siamese twins 

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.
Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs
(Verb)

Translated from the italian word 'sgamato' sgah-ma-toh
Used when a person has been caught (usually by an adult) doing something that they shouldnt have (e.g. drugs) and more than one person has assisted this to this act. It is used by the people that in this instance have asssited to this act.
Bob is using his phone in class...
Teacher: Bob give me your phone right now!!!
The whole class: hahaha sgamed!!!
Sgamed by lacrosta236 April 28, 2017

Siamese dream 

A rock Album by the Smashing Pumpkins. Often hailed as their best work. Released in 1993 on CD and LP. It was recorded in Triclops sound studios in Atlanta, ga and produced By Butch Vig and Billy Corgan. A truly kick-arse album
Track Listing
1. Cherub Rock
2. Quiet
3. Today
4. Hummer
5. Rocket
6. Disarm
7. Soma
8. Geek U.S.A.
9. Mayonaise
10. Spaceboy
11. Silverfuck
12. Sweet Sweet
13. Luna
I got siamese dream on LP!!
Siamese dream by Burgerking May 6, 2006

Siamese Cat 

The Siamese cat exists at the top of the hierarchy of the feline world with respect to beauty, grace, loyalty and intelligence. It's sapphire-blue eyes are a one-way mirror to it's soul, allowing him to see us, but us not him. His loyalty is unparalleled, his love has no limits. He waits, for what we are not sure.
There is no better friend, or perhaps no worse enemy, than a Siamese cat. His powers of discrimination are keen. He knows you better than you do.
Siamese Cat by Rod C. Venger February 26, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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