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A sidemon is one who is off to the side. The characteristics usually include stupidity, submissiveness, shiestiness, and sexual ambiguity.
Dave stole my stapler!
What a sidemon.
sidemon by Israel Johnson August 7, 2007
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Sidemount 

To sidemount is to climb onto (a female) for copulation, but in this case the male is partially or completely side-wise.
Her kid was sleeping on the other side her so I had to sidemount her.
Sidemount by Hartter123 September 10, 2014
when, in a photo, the lady's poon is slightly visible on the side angle, however, not exposing enough to be explicit.
danielle lloyd on sideboob.org has some sidepoon going on as well. http://www.sideboob.org/index.php/c15/c164/
sidepoon by sweetsidepoon January 7, 2009

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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