A young Sideman, a youngster who gets friend zoned thinking he is the badman of the century. but the older kids look at him as a Sidecadet. A general douche who thinks he owns the bus and a selfless dumbass.
A Sidecadet is also that one year seven that thinks he's harder than all the older kids, thinks he can rap, get all them 'gurls'.
Faisel: Yo Gurl let me take you out
Gurl: I have a BF BF: Its Mr Steal Yo Gurl
Gurl; Dw BF hes just a friend
BF: What a sidecadet!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!