Side Penis

The bulge that results from wearing very tight pants and placing items (such as cell phones) in the front pockets. Generally received as awkward in females and highly erotic in males.

1. "Yikes! I didn't know Marissa was a guy!"

"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."

2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.

Side Penis by Jerk#4 February 1, 2010

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certified side Shaygo penis

“Certified side shaygo penis” is a term used by the most elite of shaygos. which is a moment that will be remembered by the boys.

Shaygo1- “that’s a certified side shaygo penis”
Shaygo2- “sure was bucky”

certified side Shaygo penis by Big fungus 12 March 23, 2023

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Side Profile Penis

When a feature of your body looks like a penis on from your side profile

I just tied my hair back, i have a side profile penis

Side Profile Penis by Jay.079 March 28, 2021

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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

sinepenis

The word penis mirrored incorrectly. Used as an adjective to describe someone who is really annoying.

God have you met Zach? He's such a sinepenis.

sinepenis by JesuswithaT January 27, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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