Sianed

A past tense verb meaning to misinterpret or misconstrue an idea, explanation or exposition in the worst possible way

BOY: You did really well I'm really proud of you
GIRL: HOW DARE YOU I TRIED MY HARDEST!!
*GIRL runs away crying*
BOY: she really sianed that hard

Sianed by GaijinGweilo June 2, 2018

Seaned 

When one tries to put a 7/16" bolt through a 7/16" hole, or any other combination when a bolt or rod of Diameter A is attempted to insert into a hole of Diameter A.

This shit won't fit together, all of the holes are Seaned.

Seaned by BallisticEng August 22, 2011

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Siane 

Most probably a very feisty girl who never stops talking! She's shy at first, very much to herself, but after you get to know her, she's probably a girl that will change your life. She's got her moments of being a bitch or a bit crass but it's gone as fast as it starts. Siane's a keeper and she's one of them girls you can't ever forget.

Damn, you got a Siane on your hands

Siane by this is how we do it June 30, 2020

signed, sealed, and delivered 

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

signed, sealed, and delivered by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

sioned 

a girl who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. she's stubborn as hell, and may be a little outspoken, but at the end of the day she'll always be there for her friends. she's gorgeous, and everyone but her knows it. her name circulates through the halls like she's the latest gossip, but all the while she remains ignorant to her popularity. she'll be there for you through thick and thin, and love you despite your flaws. you can trust her with anything and everything, and once she comes into your life, she's there to stay.

"who's that girl? that gorgeous one over there?"
"oh her? that's sioned."
"she's a dime."
"plus ninety-nine."

sioned by l.melissa November 16, 2011

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent 

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010