Shwum

A word meaning cool that can be used in any situation, as long as its describing something good.

Look at all those shwum people working at urbandictionary.com. thay are really shwum and awesome.

by shwumchum1 October 7, 2009

shmumble

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying

McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016

Harry Shum jr.

A real life God

With his talent, his personality, and his looks, Harry Shum jr. is a real life God.

by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Shum Egg

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Student A:Is Shum Egg a real egg?
Student B:Think for yourself,8745

by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 10, 2019

Shum

To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.

Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”

Oh fuck. My mom found the shum bucket.

Oh fuck. I’m shumming.

by LilPeePeeAssociates January 3, 2021