Shwum
Shwum by shwumchum1 October 7, 2009
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shmumble
When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying
McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.
shmumble by Alexaisastupidnigger June 7, 2016
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Harry Shum jr.
Harry Shum jr. by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018
shrumped
shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012
Shum Liam Lum Doobily
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Shum Liam Lum Doobily by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
Shum Egg
Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)
Student A:Is Shum Egg a real egg?
Student B:Think for yourself,8745
Student A:Is Shum Egg a real egg?
Student B:Think for yourself,8745
Shum Egg by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 10, 2019
Shum
To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
Shum by LilPeePeeAssociates January 3, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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